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Astarion is a celebrity infamous for a failed public relationship with media mogul Cazador. He's counting on a gimmicky cooking show to help him rehabilitate his reputation and free him from Cazador's shadow. Gale is a guest chef on the cooking show trying to keep his small restaurant, Waterdeep, from going under during pandemic-era lockdowns. Hijinx ensue as one episode of filming turns into a remote connection both quickly come to rely on. But what will it take from them to finally come out from behind their screens?
See notes for info about inspiration show, Selena & Chef.
Thank you to my beta readers Dracoscriptor, ffiferoo, sabace_maniac, and midnightbotany
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16 Jun 2026
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Prompts: Courtesy of 'Zena, Horror Author' (@thecoffinarc) on Tiktok.
~A vampire worships a priest for his holy blood. The priest relishes the worship and lets the vampire touch and suck from his neck and thighs. [Honorable mention: “When the priest is making a sermon, he constantly has to keep his thighs slightly apart, because of all the painful bite marks on his legs.” -your fathers balls @i_behold_all]
~A vampire pressing on a priest’s throat. The priest’s pulse quickens and his mouth opens, allowing the vampire to taste his tongue.Series
- Part 1 of Zena, Horror Author (Yaoi)
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11 Jun 2026
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Edith moved to Baldur's Gate a year ago, after her shop in Waterdeep burned to the ground in the middle of the night. And just when she declared she would remake her life, the mind flayers came. Now, she's traveling with mysterious strangers who all have their own secrets, even as she buries her own. The one perk to all of this is that one of those strangers happens to be Gale of Waterdeep, an old acquaintance and old crush of Edith's.
Except, now, after a year apart, Gale seems... different. Something is wrong. Will Edith figure it out or will she be kept in the dark? Can they work together to cure their tadpoles, or will their personalities keep clashing until their relationship turns to dust?
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09 Jun 2026
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Velvet Arcanum: 70s rock glamour, celestial prints, and enough ego to fill an airship.
Jessica Miller is on the road with the biggest band in the Realms to write an expose on the "real" Gale Dekarios. But the deeper she goes into the hazy, sandalwood-scented world of the Arcane Dreams tour, the more she realizes that "the truth" is a dangerous thing to find— especially when it starts looking back at you with tired, intelligent eyes.
a 70's rockstar au fic inspired by the film Almost Famous.
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05 Jun 2026
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In a 1920s Faerûn traveling freakshow, Astarion—Gentleman Geek and reluctant performer-whisperer—is tasked with fixing the newest attraction: a melancholic merman. But the creature in the tank isn't a gaff. He's Gale, tricked and cursed by a hag to live in a freshwater tank and perform for gawking crowds.
When Astarion secretly brings him pilfered salt, something deeper than duty begins to bloom between the bloodsucker and the storm-eyed merman.
For one bright instant the car lit like a stage. The merman whipped around, eyes catching the storm—hazel, wild, electric—and fixed Astarion with a glare so sharp it could have drawn blood. Sun-browned shoulders. A tail the color of bruised twilight. Gills tattered along neck and ribs. The purple scar sprawling from chest to cheek.
Names are easy things to give when the other mouth cannot argue back, but this time the Gentleman Geek felt something different stir. The merman did not like being called Murray.
“Gale,” he murmured, tasting the word like brine.
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02 Jun 2026