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Under the since deconstructed nation of El Rapids, the people who hate Quackity most train his best friend to betray him.
Training comes in unexpected forms.
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“...I hope she aborts it.”
“It’s Kansas, I don’t think women can get divorces,” Nicole says blandly. “Don’t they still go by three-fifths there?”
“Three-fifths of what?”
“You’re taking world history, aren’t you supposed to learn about it?”
“I mean like, we just learned about 9/11 for the third time.”
“...Yeah.”
The hostage relationship between Nicole and Ari after the hate-crime route.
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A cover piece for "the doves are dead" series which consists of multiple images arranged in a collage...
For the MCYT Recursive 2025 exchange!
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Sapnap and Karl exchanged a horrified look across the center console as Quackity ducked under their garage door. The very same door they’d watched shut halfway before the man came running out and sent it shuttering right back up and open.
"Dude," Karl said in a whisper, hardly moving his lips. He'd gone stiff as a petrified cat in the passenger seat. Neither of them dared a backwards glance toward the infortunate rear end of the car.
The plan to relocate the junk in their trunk meets an unexpected hitch.
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- Part 1 of Nos Bebemos Agua
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Fair Weather Foes by Small_lizard for Apocynaceae
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Apr 2024
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“The hotel is under construction,” Quackity explains as he finally comes to a halt. Sapnap can feel Karl’s violent flinch when he reaches back and draws the axe.
Quackity only drops the blade to the ground and leans against it. His hand wrings the handle, a nervous little fidget that’s completely oblivious to how Sapnap’s fingers had twitched open and ready inside of Karl’s hand.
Kinoko burns to the ground. Luckily, Las Nevadas has room for two more.
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We Drink Until the Waters' All Gone.
As 2012 California sizzles under an unprecedented drought, two offbeat stagehands concoct a scheme against their partner’s ex-employer, taking justice into their own hands.
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"It is well to remember that God hates peace in those who are destined for war, and so are we all."
(Fulton J. Sheen)
A collection of Quackity-adjacent relationship studies that all take place in the canon dsmp universe (in chronological order of oldest to newest).
Series title from the song "Racehorse: Get Married!" by Jordaan Mason & The Horse Museum.
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They are important to her. A priority that supersedes him. That she won’t ignore for him.
No matter how badly he wants her to.
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AKA Ewron wants Katie's attention.
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20 Jun 2026
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ewron makes a scene outside katie's kfc. she puts him in his place.
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20 Jun 2026
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Michael Robinavitch has a problem: it seems he has a thing for his subordinate. No, bad phrasing. The problem isn’t that Whitaker is his subordinate — the problem is that no matter what Robby does, everything only gets worse.
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“I was always listening.”
the one where frank goes to his lake house and mel follows
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From the Dictionary of Newspeak, Eleventh Edition:
Duckspeak, noun, 1: rapid, thoughtless, speech in favour of Oceania, Ingsoc, or Big Brother; 2: nonsensical speech against Oceania, Ingsoc, and/or Big Brother; verb: to speak in this way.
Crimethinkful, adjective: describes one who harbours negative intent, doubt, or ungoodthinkful sentiment towards Oceania, Ingsoc, and/or Big Brother.
Sexcrime, noun: The act, thought, or intention of illegal sexual activity; that is, anything outside of dutiful reproductive activity in approved marriages.
Alex Quackity, proper noun, does not appear in any dictionary: Someone who is completely fucking doomed.
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08 Jun 2026